SansPretense

This is a neat little game. As an evil conservative, I take pride that it has informed me that my greedy pig-self should have died at age 4.4. When should you have died? Answer the questions honestly! (Hat tip to Cassy Fiano who should’ve died at a disappointingly 7.5 - I have her beat, Ha!)

I especially enjoyed reccomending that my friend let her 9 year old daughter play it. I laughed hysterically when it told her that she should die at age 10 for the Earth and caused her to burst out crying…yea, I’m evil, remember? But who’s worse? Me or the assholes that created the fine piece of anti-capitalist propaganda (all in the name of the environment)?

And when you get tired of making the pig explode (which eventually got the kid to stop crying since her conservative side came out and she enjoyed killing the animal), check out the other piece of anti-capitalist propaganda called “planet slayer.” According to that game, the things that “slay” the earth include: logging, fossil fuels, nuclear waste, salination, consumerism, “introduced species”, war, and toxic chemicals. Things that “save” the earth are: clean-up programs, composting, protesting, solar power, clean transport, participation, recycling, and wind power.

Observe the blurbs that the game places under some of those action items. For protesting: “The voice of the people must ring out clear and strong.” Hmm…I don’t see why that’s an environmental issue, but on top of that, aren’t these the same people who have tried to stifle anti-abortion groups on campuses and conservative bloggers/commentators from voicing their opinions? How about participation?: “Organize and socialise, comrades. Together we can save the world!” WTF? Why do we need to “socialize” to safe the world? And don’t call me “comrade” you self-righteous communist dipshits…

Saving the environment is a good thing, but who is going to then save our Liberties and Rights from the Communists and Socialists using the environment as an excuse to push their anti-capitalistic agendas?

To modernize Patrick Henry’s “Give me liberty or give me death” speech:

Americans fought many bloody wars from the Revolution to the Civil War to World War II to keep humans from living under such tyranny, and now we’re just going to set back and let it happen “peacefully” because it’s easier to let the government control us than to take care of ourselves.

Bullshit.

Take your anti-human, anti-freedom, tyrannical propaganda and kiss my American ass. I’d rather die a free man from smoking and drinking too much, eating too much fast-food, and inhaling tons and tons of cancer causing smog than live under the nanny-state that you people are pushing for where human beings are not only denied all the rights, thoughts, and stupidity that make us human, but at the loss of the human drive and passion to succeed that comes from such a State.