SansPretense

So now I am sitting in another Canadian restaurant and bored again. So time for more stereotyping and generalizations…
So I watched dancing with the stars last night for the first time. Some of the ball room dance instructors seemed fake and manipulative of their celebrity students…I suppose that’s because they were on tv [...]

I hope my credit card works…
Wtf is Canadian food? So far all I’ve seen is non-Canadian themed restaurants and upscale places.
I feel lost without my iPhone internet but data roaming is expensive. To me this is justiication for invading Canada and creating a new US territory. AT&T should lobby for it.
Judging all canadians stricly by [...]

My dad sent this to me via email. Gotta love Shatner.

Visit their website at M4GW.com. In all seriousness, there really are a lot more good benefits to global warming than bad…

Julie (11:40:54 PM): I love Goldschlager thoughMe (11:44:30 PM): hmmMe (11:44:48 PM): that doesn’t sound as cool to drink as whiskey thouhhJulie (11:41:28 PM): Have you had it?Me (11:45:05 PM): i don’t knowJulie (11:41:39 PM): It’s cinnamonJulie (11:41:48 PM): So as soon as you drink it, it’s hot, then coldMe (11:45:26 PM): aahhMe (11:45:30 PM): [...]

For those who haven’t heard, Sally Fields went on some stupid ass rant when she won an emmy about how “if mothers ruled the world there’d be no goddamn wars” and shit. Well, I brushed it off, being the guy that I am and used to stupid celebrities making stupid comments. I was [...]

Or is this the WORST toupee EVER, worn by Iran’s Foreing Minister. I mean, hell, if you’re that important for a country, at least don’t wear something that looks like THAT! How do they ever expect to intimidate anyone? And if I’m wrong and that’s his real hair, I think I’d shave [...]

This is a wind map for Hurricane Rita before it hit Texas. Yea, it’s from a few years ago, but I just found it. Now use your imagination and take a second look. What does it resemble to you (think about it before looking at the link)? If anyone of the two [...]

Hat tip to IMAO for this one:
That’s hilarious…

He’s supposed to release a video on 9/11/07, but my anonymous sources have released a preview of the message.
Anyone else have any insight into what he’s going to say?
UPDATE (9/13/07):If anyone heard or read the transcript for Osama’s video, then you would see that I was pretty much correct on my prediction…